“The Ex-wife”

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    “The Ex-wife”

    Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

    One evening, couple of months after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

    His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks ..."Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.
    Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    "I wasn't."
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    Good one.

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    Great story, thank god my wife loves firearms. The first time I called her for a date I had to leave a message she was out trap and skeet shooting

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    Good one
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    That was the 1st decent chuckle I've had today.
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    Ahhh.. a great laugh to start the weekend! Love it.
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    thank you, needed that one..
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    Good one.

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