This is a discussion on “The Ex-wife” within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, couple of months after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an ...
Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, couple of months after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks ..."Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"The pistol, learn it well, carry it always ..." ~ Jeff Cooper
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I'd rather be lucky than good any day
There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
My wife and always had a deal--whoever wanted out had to take the kids. Apparently neither of us wanted to take on that challenge.
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
Great story, thank god my wife loves firearms. The first time I called her for a date I had to leave a message she was out trap and skeet shooting
" Blessed is that man, who when facing death, thinks only of his front sight"
That was the 1st decent chuckle I've had today.
I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.
Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
You know that look women give you when they want some sugar? Me neither
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Remember, math is your friend not your enemy!
Ahhh.. a great laugh to start the weekend! Love it.
"Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.
thank you, needed that one..
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson