Run down of anti gun SD advise.

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    Run down of anti gun SD advise.

    Just for kicks I thought Id run down the anti gun folks advise for SD situations. Feel free to add anything else you have read or heard.

    1 When moving into a neighborhood take your shotgun on the porch and shoot twice in the air. Apparently this scares all the BG in the surrounding area. Or lets them know you have a gun and to come armed when they come to victimize you.

    2. Apparently according to a female politician whos name I thankfully forgot, you can actually shoot someone with an empty gun. Not the treat every gun as if it is loaded safety tip type of empty gun. But a honest for real unloaded gun which according to her can still shoot someone. If you do insist on arming yourself an empty gun would be preferred. Since most armed citizens are usually disarmed by their attacker you have two options to help you. You can shoot the BG with your empty gun. And if your disarmed as you according to the antis likely will be your attacker wont shoot you because your gun he took from you is can you guess???? EMPTY

    3. For females defending from attackers RUN. Its a well known fact that running barefoot is faster than running in six inch heels therefore as said female defends from the violent attacker shes advised to take time to remove her shoes. Or course try to run where there is no gravel glass nails or other pesky things that might injure your feet and slow you down.

    4 Advanced female SD. If running barefoot you should slice your toes off on glass or run a nail thru your foot or if you just couldnt take off your shoes boots etc before primary defense running and break your leg you will likely be caught by your attacker. At this point the female has various SD options at her disposal. Highly recommended is to do nothing. She should passively allow her throat to be slit, be raped, beaten, strangled etc until she either is dead or her attacker is exhausted and leaves. Ill add my own twist that if following this plan she might also sing Give peace a chance by the late John Lennon.

    5 The female may also choose though this is less desirable than just being passive and singing a more aggressive SD approach once caught by her attacker. She can tell the thug she has an STD. How this would prevent being strangled I dont know but I didnt come up with it either. Or if she wants to get really aggressive in her SD effort she should pass gas, drop a log on her attacker, pee on him, or throw up on him. Hopefully still singing Give peace a chance. Or maybe Thriller.

    6. For Home defense. Top of the list, dont own a gun and and tell whoever is breaking in youve called the police while staying on the phone. This way the intruder knows you are likely unarmed, and about how long they have to kill you before the police show up. And the dispatcher can hear your last words or screams and tape them for posterity.

    7 Home defense. If you must own an evil gun it must be locked in a safe in the basement and ammo locked in a rented apartment across town so your children are safe. Dont have children? Same advise. You could shoot yourself with your empty gun if its not locked up. God forbid that ammo is anywhere near the gun. Be careful when you unlock your gun as it may escape find ammo for itself and go on a shooting rampage by itself. If it cant find ammo it can still fire empty if you recall

    8 and last on my list of tasty tidbits of nonsense. If you simply have to have a firearm and ammo and actually put ammo in the gun you can only put in 7 rounds. This does not mean you may use 7 rounds however. You should only shoot the BG once after warning him your going to shoot him. If he should not stop his attack well better luck next time and you probably deserve to die for owning a gun anyway.

    Im sure that are a lot more but my shotgun is trying to climb out the window so I have to go.
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    You forgot to add that anyone being attacked should 'reach down' and say 'No! Stop!" in a really, really 'scary loud Rosie O'Donnell voice', and then loose the bodily fluids.
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    ad·vice (d-vs)
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    And yes, I am a grammar Nazi.
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    Empty the magazine into bad guys chest and guts.
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    Dress like a nun, because if you've got leopard-print panties under your jeans, you were asking for it.

    If you wear jeans, it is impossible to get raped, because they're just too hard for the rapist to remove without your consent.

    Scratch their eyes out with your car keys.

    If someone breaks into your bedroom while you're sleeping, pretend to stay asleep. They will leave you alone.

    Blow this whistle.
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    Betty, are you talking about skinny jeans? : )
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    There have been several cases where the lawyer for the defense claims that his client could not have possibly raped the victim because the skinny jeans the victim was wearing were too hard for his client to remove by himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    ad·vice (d-vs)
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    And yes, I am a grammar Nazi.
    I am referred to at work as the Grammar Police.

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    Yup, I stole it.
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    Timmy,

    They can't call me a Grammar Nazi because I am Jewish. That would be offensive; however, Grammar Police is quite acceptable.

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    Yup, I stole it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    And yes, I am a grammar Nazi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty View Post
    There have been several cases where the lawyer for the defense claims that his client could not have possibly raped the victim because the skinny jeans the victim was wearing were too hard for his client to remove by himself.

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    Instead of telling him I have an STD, can I just tell him I have a Glock; and that's the last thing he hears?
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    I am waiting for my hearing as I had a loaded staple gun when this guy broke in and he fled tripped on my hose in the back yard twisted his ankle fell and chipped a tooth cut his head and lost his drugs. His lawyer wants me to pay medical and replace drugs also a large amount for pain and suffering, oh well

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowwalker View Post
    I am waiting for my hearing as I had a loaded staple gun when this guy broke in and he fled tripped on my hose in the back yard twisted his ankle fell and chipped a tooth cut his head and lost his drugs. His lawyer wants me to pay medical and replace drugs also a large amount for pain and suffering, oh well
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