I'm trapped!

I'm trapped!

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    I'm trapped!

    OK DC, I'm trapped in my bedroom. The floor is being refinished and I can't walk on it for another 3 hours. Here are my choices:

    1) Stay put. I have access to a bathroom, a computer and the bed. I can easily waste the next three hours typing away or by taking a nap.

    2) Climb out the window and go let myself in through the garage (my house is a single story ranch). My keys, wallet and other goodies are on that side of the house. I can then leave and go have a productive day.


    Please vote wisely my friends. This poll will be watched closely!
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    I wouldn't even be able to stay put for 3hrs if the floor were normal!
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    Just don't get stuck in the window on the way out...
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    I would take a nap. That way when the floor is "walkable" again, I would full of energy and ready to take on the rest of the day.

    But that's just me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lionround View Post
    I would take a nap. That way when the floor is "walkable" again, I would full of energy and ready to take on the rest of the day.
    Or depending on what product they are using to refinish the floors, you could get a good buzz on the fumes, LOL
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    Nap for an hour. Then climb out and enjoy the day!
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    A three hour, self-imposed isolation? Did you do this on purpose? Is your cellphone with your wallet? CONGRATULATIONS! Now turn off your computer and let the rats race themselves for 180 minutes. (they always win anyway!)
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    A view from my cage, note the very long fatal funnel.
    I havenít heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.

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    Next vote wins!
    I havenít heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.

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    Tomorrow is another day . . . to be productive.
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    Dang. You guys voted the wrong way. Oh well, I'm going out the window anyway because I'm hungry. See ya.
    I havenít heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.

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    i was gunna say the same, i would go insane if i was stuck in a room but i have add or adhd or whatever that is
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    How did the meeting go with the contractor and friend go?
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    GTHO!!!!! Watch out for the rose bushes
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Dang. You guys voted the wrong way. Oh well, I'm going out the window anyway because I'm hungry. See ya.
    I shut my office door and took a nap for you.

    The "It's Go Time" thread killed my appetite anyway.
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