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    I am traveling and stop for breakfast at a diner in North Central Florida. In walks three young men look kind a like gang members into the diner, at the same time I see the man behind the counter pulling the tray of money out of the cash register. I am watching with rapt attention when I suddenly burst into laughter as one of the youngsters turns and I see the front of his T-shirt.

    On the front of the shirt it says "This is how I roll" Along with a picture of roll of toilet paper, with the end over-the-top.


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    I'm glad you didn't wink at him.
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    What's so funny? I have that same shirt. End-over-top.... the only way to roll
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    TP rolled under the back is like bread with the butter side down.

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    Over the top is the only way to roll.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    Here's the toilet paper I put up when the mother-in-law is visiting.......

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    IDK how it rolls as long as it's there when I need it.
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    When I was younger (mid 60's) Chuck Conners had a television show called Branded.
    Branded_Complete.jpg
    There was a take-off of the theme song which was called Stranded, it went like this
    Stranded,
    What do you do when you're Stranded on the bathroom bowl?
    Stranded,
    What do you do when you're Stranded and you can't reach the roll?
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