Circus Elephant Shot In Drive By

Circus Elephant Shot In Drive By

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    Oh, George, not the livestock!

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    Wow. I guess you can't just make this stuff up.

    And they wonder why I want to legally protect my family from the same kind of Idiots..........................
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    No doubt that just before the shot was fired, someone uttered, "Hey, watch this."
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    No doubt that just before the shot was fired, someone uttered, "Hey, watch this."
    I'm certin a "...hold my beer..." was tucked into there somewhere as well. Idiots.
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    This just (insert forbidden word) me off. Elephants are smart, gentle and probably have more brains than that idiot that shot her. Cruelty to children and animals is something that I just can't stomach.

    I bet they catch whoever did this because he'll probably brag to all his friends that he shot an elephant (big man-not). Then his friends will turn him in for the reward money.

    A year in the county jail and 1000 hours of community service will keep him busy and out of trouble for awhile. Jackwagon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    I'm certin a "...hold my beer..." was tucked into there somewhere as well. Idiots.
    As a Marine, I might of, um, uttered something to that effect before.......... then Bang! But it was not at an Elephant.............. Just sayin! ROFLMAO
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    The only good news is Carol will make a complete recovery. If it ain't trying to kill you, & you ain't gonna eat it; Don't Shoot It!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Elephants are smart, gentle and probably have more brains than that idiot that shot her.
    Oh, come on JL, this is Tupelo. We all know they are famous for all their MIT and Harvard grads, right? /SARC OFF
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    People are just born cruel and unusual. We crow about how much humans have "evolved" and then stories like this come along to remind us we haven't.

    They say that killers begin with animals, usually smaller ones and then eventually graduate to killing Humans. This cretin started with somethig big.

    Or it could be some whacked out PETA or anti Circus animal folks "making" a statement against animal cruelty? I don't know. The world has seemed to have gone mad lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lionround View Post
    Oh, come on JL, this is Tupelo. We all know they are famous for all their MIT and Harvard grads, right? /SARC OFF
    Yep. This punk will get caught, then his wife (who is also his sister and first cousin) will get a title loan on their double wide and bail him out. That's if they don't have enough in meth sales proceeds to cover bail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lionround View Post
    Oh, come on JL, this is Tupelo. We all know they are famous for all their MIT and Harvard grads, right? /SARC OFF
    My first trip to Tupelo was a beer-run from neighboring Ponotoc county... a dry county. I was home on leave and visiting my grandparents and uncle who'd 'migrated there from Arkansas.... that area was an 'experience' for me first time visiting.

    Those flaming stupids need to do some time AND community service cleaning up elephant poop for a few years with the circus afterwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
    My first trip to Tupelo was a beer-run from neighboring Ponotoc county... a dry county.
    They make a really fine beer much further south: Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan. Wish we could get it here in Missouri.
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    Concealed carry for elephants. The time has come. Write your legislators today.
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