Ammo...

Ammo...

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    Ammo...

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way back to work, I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

    I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo have ya got?"
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    In light of the situation we all find ourselves in, thats pretty funny.

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    Well - what did she have??? :)
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    Nice one Sheldon
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