A modest proposal

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    A modest proposal

    Whenever a deranged gunman kills people, there are calls for gun control. Whenever a terrorist attacks, there are calls to ban everyone from the terrorist's religion, country, or ethnic origin.

    My proposal takes this trend to the next logical conclusion - all men should be immediately deported from the US. Since 99.99999% of all robberies, thefts, home invasions, murders, and terrorist attacks are committed by men, we need to remove these dangerous individuals from the U.S. NYC Mayor Bloomberg, TV host Bill Maher, MSNBC, and others have all endorsed this idea and have recommended that the new US Constitution be re-written for women only and will consist of the following single Article:

    "You can do anything you want, as long as it's not something we don't want you to do."
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    Cogito, ergo armatum sum. I think, therefore I am armed. (Don Mann, The Modern Day Gunslinger; the ultimate handgun training manual)


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    I think I saw this on an episode of "Wonder Woman".
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    I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
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    Well, they better reserve me a spot on the barge goin' outta here cuz I wouldn't do too well in Bloombutts Stepford world.
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    Firing a suppressed is on my Bucket List.

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