Serious health warning

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    Serious health warning

    FINALLY! It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

    IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!

    Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
    I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body,
    and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

    No wonder I have been gaining weight!

    Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap.
    It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

    Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!
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    you can use Dawn as soap/shampoo just dilute it with water. Dawn is sensitive on humans and animals. During Exxon Valdez oil spill and Bp oil spill it was used to wash oil off many animals. You should be good. just don't get it in your eyes.

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    Is this the ladies forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 91wm6 View Post
    Is this the ladies forum?
    Are you sayin only women care about diet tips?

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    I have been using Dawn on my hair for quite a while. I have put on 5 pounds since I started it so maybe I am doing it wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Are you sayin only women care about diet tips?

    No, they are the only ones who care about where the shampoo overflow goes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 91wm6 View Post
    Is this the ladies forum?
    There's a ladies forum here?? Where dey at? Where dey at?

    Wait...what's a lady??
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