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    Prize winner

    OK - I know it's probably an old one!!

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    John ran a fertilized egg business and had hundreds of pullets and eight or 10 roosters. The farmer kept records so he could replace underperforming roosters.

    He attached bells to them so he could tell which roosters were performing and his favorite rooster was Butch. But John noticed Butch's bell hadn't rung at all, so he investigated.

    The pullets would hide when they heard the roosters coming, but Butch had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring!. That allowed him to sneak up quietly on the pullets.

    John entered him in the county fair.

    He won the "No Bell Prize" and the "Pulletsurprise!"

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    P95 that was bad!! LOL

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    Bad? I know!!!
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    I am well pleased - the ''groan ratio'' is outstanding LOL
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    The kind of joke my Dad used to tell.

    When I was young, I thought they were real groaners.

    Now that I have "matured", they are real funny!!

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