Going Shopping Today...

Going Shopping Today...

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    Going Shopping Today...

    I have to run a few errands today, among them is to visit Bed Bath and beyond to get some new frying pans as some of mine are wearing out and I don't want pieces of teflon in my food. While there, if I have the chance, I'm going to ask where the pressure cookers are...

    Now, I don't play poker, but I have a pretty good poker face. Given the chance, I'm going to ask attempt to matter of factly ask someone working there if I can buy one without a background check...

    I pulled off something similar about two months ago when I asked a LGS salesman if he has any "machine gun assault clips", he responded that he was out of stock on most magazines and didn't give any indication he knew I was messing with him...I think he figured I was a gun newbie and didn't know what the heck I was talking about.

    As you can see, according to their website, BBBY stocks a veritable emporium of IED components that would impress AQAP:

    Pressure Cookers, Cookware - Bed Bath & Beyond
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