Trade for ammo

Trade for ammo

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    Trade for ammo

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
    On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a
    drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
    She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and
    said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy.
    Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

    I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"
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    A 9mm might expand but a .45acp never shrinks.

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    well did you take her home for the trade?

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    Seen it posted before.
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    So she was looking for small caliber I take it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJB_17 View Post
    So she was looking for small caliber I take it??
    Well, I did not have any cannon rounds.
    A 9mm might expand but a .45acp never shrinks.

    "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."

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    Quote Originally Posted by nontechguy View Post
    Seen it posted before.
    Seems like I've seen this post or another very similar before. Great story tho.
    I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
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    Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NONAME762 View Post
    Seems like I've seen this post or another very similar before. Great story tho.
    Most likely so. I stole it from another popular gun forum.
    A 9mm might expand but a .45acp never shrinks.

    "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."

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