Corny joke for the day.

This is a discussion on Corny joke for the day. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Just thought I'd share this. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants....

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    Corny joke for the day.

    Just thought I'd share this. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants.
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    Corny, No...Bad Yes....
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    That was badly corny.

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?



    To show all the racoons and skunks it can be done!

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    OK, so there is this tribe in Africa and somehow they get a hold of a Sears Roebuck (showing my age) catalog. And they see Lazy Boy recliners and think those would make swell thrones for the King and Queen. So they order them and put them up on a platform in the royal hut. Everything went along well for a while.

    Well, the rainy season comes and is their custom, they hang all of their possessions from nets in their huts to keep them from getting water logged. The first storm comes and the King's throne falls on him and kills him and the Queen's throne falls on her and kills her.

    The moral to the story is: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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    If a clock gets hungry, does it go back for seconds?
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    So a monk opens a flower shop in a town. It has exotic plants, and one day a woman walks through the store with her dog, and a carnivorous plant eats it! she is livid, but no one can do anything about it. A few months later, the same thing happens again. Everyone is outraged, but no one can do anything about it, until Hugh proposes the town pass a zoning law banning flower shops in the town. The shop closes, and the monk leaves town.

    The moral of the story: Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
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    Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
    A: They take the psycho path.
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    What is brown and sticky? A stick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixgun View Post
    That was badly corny.
    You're just so wrong from an entirely empirical view 6gun. It took me 3-4 seconds to finger it out but I liked it. Perhaps because I wear a belt AND Suspenders at the SAME TIME. HUA
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