I shot a deer in my underwear!

I shot a deer in my underwear!

This is a discussion on I shot a deer in my underwear! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Still haven't figured out how he got 'em or why he was wearin' them....

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    I shot a deer in my underwear!

    Still haven't figured out how he got 'em or why he was wearin' them.
    I'm a child of the 60's, but I got over it.


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    I can't be 100% positive but, my gut feeling is that this is probably the worst joke that has ever been posted on CombatCarry .com.

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    Naw, close , but atleast it didn't shut down the site.
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    It's not the worst, but it may be the oldest. I remember it from one of the old Marx Brothers movies.

    Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
    Groucho Marx when he portrayed the supposed African explorer and game hunter Captain Spaulding in the Marx Brothers' movie "Animal Crackers." In fact The American Film Institute listed it as one of the 100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time.
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    I hate to admit it, but I was going to ask what he was doing in you underwear.
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    I expect he was cold, and had a ''thing'' about pink polka dots!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rstickle View Post
    I hate to admit it, but I was going to ask what he was doing in you underwear.
    Me too

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    I must like punishment. I always open these threads and then read each post groaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky View Post
    Naw, close , but atleast it didn't shut down the site.
    I'm still taking hits for that joke Mind you that joke came from my 83 year old mother in law.
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    It should be noted that any future jokes that get posted that do not cause a Majority of Moderators to laugh is now considered to be an automatic banning offense.
    Unless...a Moderator is in a Bad Rotten Mood that day & then they may abstain from voting.

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    Yes this is BAD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrioticRick View Post
    I'm still taking hits for that joke Mind you that joke came from my 83 year old mother in law.
    What joke is that? If your afraid to post it again direct me to the thread or P.M. it to me. I love a truly bad joke!!

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