Might fit in citizen success ..... NAHHHHH this sucker has to go here lol

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    He,he,he I wish ALL criminals were this dumb!

    Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin
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    Nov 15, 8:55 PM (ET)

    WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.

    He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.

    When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said. He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.

    The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.

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    maybe he was trying to "hang" it up by the trigger guard
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    hmm no need for a new thread for stupidity , how about how NOT to rob a liquer store ? http://www.glumbert.com/media/badrobber ( its a vid , was on fox news )among others .
    Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
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    You just got to love it.

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    RR, loved it

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    I don't like the Mexican Carry. Built a holster for a friend of mine last night so he wouldn't have to mexican carry anymore
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    Hah! My position on "Mexican carry" is vindicated!

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    Maxwell Smart: "Missed by thaat much".

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    Question: Darwin Awards traditionally involve someone who sdoes something stupid, dies, and is therefor unable to pass on their genes to the next generation.

    Does someone who survives, but who is no longer able to reproduce, qualify?

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    Some days the bad guys should just stay in bed, shouldn't they?
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