This is a discussion on Lamaze class within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how ...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze
class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how
to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the
necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time
to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised
his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
roflmao , i shoulda thought to ask about a bag of clay pidgens and a hand thrower way back when ...
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