Lamaze class

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    Lamaze class

    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze
    class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how
    to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the
    necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

    The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is
    especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time
    to go walking with your partner!"

    The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised
    his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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    roflmao , i shoulda thought to ask about a bag of clay pidgens and a hand thrower way back when ...
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