LMAO. BTDT. Have fun.
This is a discussion on Potty training... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; ...is going well at timmy's house. My youngest is learning to use the bigboy potty but yesterday we hit a snag. Since we live on ...
...is going well at timmy's house. My youngest is learning to use the bigboy potty but yesterday we hit a snag.
Since we live on a farm my wife showed my son how to go pee pee outside. Sooooo being a smart young man when he was outside playing yesterday and had to make a #2 he decided it was OK to do that outside as well. He proceeded to drop a bomber right in my driveway.
Being a parent is so much fun.
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LMAO. BTDT. Have fun.
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Well sounds like you now have a new source of fertilizer for the farm.
Talented wife, there. "Okay, Johnnie, and up the side of the tree ..."
Nothing like growing up on a farm. Of course, one of the surprising little lessons for him will be when one of the animals decides to scarf. But then, he'll learn about the birds and bees first-hand, from them too.
Nice little bonus, though: the big-boy's potty means the 11p/2a/4a wake-up calls are pretty much a thing of the past. Gotta count your blessings where you find 'em.
So, when's the intro to the .22LR lever, or the .410?
MY 5 year old had a rash of wet pants after he learned to use the big boy potty a few years ago. Sometimes the pursuit of negative attention is amazing.
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Keep a close eye on him if you go to the Mall.
Helpful hints on pushing back and strengthening the 2A:
Ha ha ha! That's great. I got a little girl that's going to be potty training soon - let the fun begin.
The stupidity of some people NEVER ceases to amaze me.
He's just going green timmy! If you play your cards right you might be able to get a subsidy from the government for it!
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OK. I needed that! LMAO. Been really down for many hours over the OK damage. This picked me up. Best to you all.
I can emphasize. If I could just quit getting my 27 year old NSW (SEAL) to quit doing the same when he comes home on leave..................................... and we don't even have a farm. He just does it for fun................................. or to annoy me. You choose which.
Your boy made pie....
Don"t let stupid be your skill set....
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I'm glad all three of my girls are house broken. My middle one was tough, to say the least...
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Thats great!!! I took my 4 year old(3 at the time) camping and told him he could pee outside. 2 days later gram is babysitting and I get a callsaying Noah just took a leek on my back pourch, and said u told him he was allowed. Lol well I forgot to talk to him about it. Few days after that the daycare calls...yeah dropped his pants in the middle of the playground with 20+ kids around and did his business. So I made sure to explain he can only do that when we are camping. I couldn't even be mad I was laughing so hard. Plus it was my fault for not making it clear.
Granddaughter stated she didn't want to wear diapers anymore and was told she had to wear them until she quit wetting her pants and used the potty instead. Presto! Overnight all potty and diapers were gone within a week. Little tyke knew what she wanted and how to get it!
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