Mall Ninja Cop

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    Mall Ninja Cop

    Ohio Mall Security Guard Acts Like A Fool, Gets In Fight, And Itís All On On Video
    Ohio mall security guard acts like a fool, gets in fight, and it?s all on on video - The Global Dispatch


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    You know when you have to verify that you're "of age" to see the video...it's going to be a train wreck. I wasn't disappointed.
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    Still, it's a losing bet when the police arrive. Was the mall cop a total goober? Yep. Will she get fired for this? Yep. Is she allowed to tell people to leave from private property? Yep. Can she enforce mall rules on mall property? Yes, to a point. She can't confiscate cameras or make people delete their photos like she claimed but she can ask them to leave. Once she asked them to leave, nicely or not, then they are guilty of trespass.

    My guess is that the woman who fought her will get into a good bit of trouble with the police.
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    Well I guess we all know what Gecko45's girl looks like now.
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    Mall cop had some major issues unholstering.

    The video was missing a big vat of Jell-oģ.
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    That was hysterical. The Girl in the helmet owned her...Some days it just doesn't pay to be mean to people...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harryball View Post
    That was hysterical. The Girl in the helmet owned her
    Maybe that's the take home message of this video. Never get into a fight with a woman wearing a helmet.
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    The hat all by itself was worth watching the video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Maybe that's the take home message of this video. Never get into a fight with a woman wearing a helmet.
    That's actually a very solid point. I just read an article a few days ago on PoliceOne.com and one of the points was to be careful of people in helmets. They can headbutt you with them and do some serious damage and can use it to strike you after they take it off.
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    She is now a former Mall Ninja Cop

    Mall Security Guard fired after scuffle | www.wtov9.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Maybe that's the take home message of this video. Never get into a fight with a woman wearing a helmet.
    Should have pepper sprayed her.

    Tactics sucked but of course if she had done it right it wouldn't be worth waching would it?
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    That was awesome!
    Someone needs anger management classes.

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    Cool

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    I got gyped. I HATE those 'you must verify' videos.


    My first Cat Fight was still The Best!!!!!!!

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    Wow. You've got to pick your battles, and know right from wrong. Double fail at least.
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