Thats' not funny...
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There was a man who owned a bar and had a running bet with the patrons. He had a damp cloth that if anyone could squeeze one last drop of water out of it, they got a thousand dollars.
Many people tried and failed. One day as several large, strong guys were trying, a wimpy, skinny guy came up and asked if he could try.
Everyone was laughing as he was handed the cloth, but he grapsed it in his small hands and proceeded to wring out not one, but three drops. Everyone gasped at this and the bartender handed over the prize.
"Are you some kind of weighlifter or strong man?" Asked the bartender.
"No" replied the small man, "I work for the IRS."
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Thats' not funny...
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I bet the bartender was a conservative.
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If anybodys going to do it it would have to be the IRS!
It must have been a Tea Party towel.
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Tax Humor? An oxymoron if I have ever heard one.
There is absolutely NOTHING funny about taxes!!!
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That's only funny if you have never been audited.
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