Thats' not funny...
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There was a man who owned a bar and had a running bet with the patrons. He had a damp cloth that if anyone could squeeze one last drop of water out of it, they got a thousand dollars.
Many people tried and failed. One day as several large, strong guys were trying, a wimpy, skinny guy came up and asked if he could try.
Everyone was laughing as he was handed the cloth, but he grapsed it in his small hands and proceeded to wring out not one, but three drops. Everyone gasped at this and the bartender handed over the prize.
"Are you some kind of weighlifter or strong man?" Asked the bartender.
"No" replied the small man, "I work for the IRS."
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Thats' not funny...
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
I bet the bartender was a conservative.
"I've noticed that everyone that is pro-abortion has already been born." - Ronald Reagan
"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny." Thomas Jefferson
You are only paranoid until you are right - then you are a visionary.
If anybodys going to do it it would have to be the IRS!
It must have been a Tea Party towel.
"For the Lord your God will bless you in all your harvest and in all the work of your hands." Deuteronomy 16:15
Tax Humor? An oxymoron if I have ever heard one.
There is absolutely NOTHING funny about taxes!!!
"Life is tough but it's really tough if you are stupid"
I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.
Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
You know that look women give you when they want some sugar? Me neither
That's only funny if you have never been audited.
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