Iggy Joke Of The Day 5/22/13

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    Iggy Joke Of The Day 5/22/13

    Guy sees a cop in his rearview window with lights flashing, knows he was speeding, but takes a minute but finally pulls over. Cop comes up, says his shift is about over and really doesn’t want more paperwork to do, so if the guy can come up with an excuse he hasn’t heard before he’ll let him go. The guy thinks for a minute and says “My wife ran off with a highway patrolman a couple months ago and I was afraid he was bringing her back.”
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    Nice one.

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    Must have been the same cop who brought my wife back. He still gave me a ticket and her too!
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