Medical news ....For Terrorists

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    Medical news ....For Terrorists

    COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

    The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

    When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.

    It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

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    The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

    No Anesthetic is required.

    The implant is likely to be painless.

    Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.

    Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

    In most cases, you won't even notice it.

    Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

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    I am familiar with this procedure and it has been proven to be very effective
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    By golly I like this!
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    Here's hoping that every Terrorist recieves at least one of these "injections."
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    The advances in medicine are just astounding. What terrorist wouldn't want a "Talk to God Microchip"?

    I hope the procedure is covered under Obamacare. It's as close to free as you can get.
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    It also gets him a boatload of virgins from what I understand.
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    Only boat tailed injections allowed?
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    Some instaces may require a rappidly applied second injection to obtain desired results.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    It also gets him a boatload of virgins from what I understand.
    Who wants a virgin?
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