It might seem like an innocent Garden Gnome, but...

It might seem like an innocent Garden Gnome, but...

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    It might seem like an innocent Garden Gnome, but...

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown...eaves%20office


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    Never turn your back on a gnome. Especially a NO Saints gnome.
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    She looks like she may have been hit with it a few times herself.
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    Bless her heart...
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    Shes probably in trouble cuz she didnt have her gcp. (gnome carry permit) LOL!!

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    I just saw a commercial with the "Roaming Gnome" in it on television. I knew he was up to something bad, now confirmed by this.

    Probably has been conspiring with this lady for quite some time now and disguised in the New Orleans Saint garb as well. You just can't trust Gnomes these days, eh?

    I'm keeping an eye out for Gnomes now more than ever and hope I never have to draw and shoot one, but if I have to, I will!
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    The question: is the gnome complicit in the crime or was he being used against his will?
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    This just supports what they used to tell us in the ol' fairy tales - Gnomes are EVIL!!!
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    The little guy does look a bit guilty.

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    I wonder how much they charge for the background check in order to buy a gnome? Also, is there a required class on the care, feeding and handling of gnomes?
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    The little beast probably collected a bounty.
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    So that's what happened to the Travelocity Gnome.
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