This is a discussion on Colion Noir "Type Of Person Who Carry's 45" (it's satire) within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; ...
Hahaha! Great video! That's Colion's best one yet.
"When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis
“You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.” - Naguib Mahfouz
Sweet! I CCW a .45 and if I shoot you, I want to --------- your soal! Word!
But I would never shoot anyone, or a wabbit, rodent or snail, because I am too nice of a Politically Correct trained guy from Union Teachers. And I still cant spell for crap. Thank you Unionized Teachers! I owe you one for that lack of spellin capability.
Wait a minute, there's people out there that don't carry .45?
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
-General James Mattis, USMC
"Can carrying a .40 make me bi?"
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
I'm going with: "A .45 kills your soul." What could be scarier than that? A .45 is slow? Yeah, so slow that if you miss, you can run it down and catch it before it hits an innocent bystander.
This guy is the Dave Chappelle of the pro-gun crowd.
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
Whew. Glad I got rid of that 40 Shield and went back to 45's. I didn't know.
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
Maybe you converted calibers before they converted you......lmao
I knew there had to be a reason I got rid of all my .40's. Unfortunately I sold them to guys I work with. Guess I better watch my back!
Freedom doesn't come free. It is bought and paid for by the lives and blood of our men and women in uniform.
NRA Life Member
That shiney little rock that David used to kill Goliath, was actually a 45 round that fell out of Moses's pocket
"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God." - Benjamin Franklin
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." - C.S. Lewis
That was good!
remember.... 9mm only kills your body.
Stop whining and go do something that makes a difference!
If you think that I may be talking to you, then I am.
I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.
Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
You know that look women give you when they want some sugar? Me neither