Colion Noir "Type Of Person Who Carry's 45" (it's satire)

Colion Noir "Type Of Person Who Carry's 45" (it's satire)

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    Colion Noir "Type Of Person Who Carry's 45" (it's satire)

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    Hahaha! Great video! That's Colion's best one yet.
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    Sweet! I CCW a .45 and if I shoot you, I want to --------- your soal! Word!

    But I would never shoot anyone, or a wabbit, rodent or snail, because I am too nice of a Politically Correct trained guy from Union Teachers. And I still cant spell for crap. Thank you Unionized Teachers! I owe you one for that lack of spellin capability.
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    Wait a minute, there's people out there that don't carry .45?
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    "Can carrying a .40 make me bi?"
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    I'm going with: "A .45 kills your soul." What could be scarier than that? A .45 is slow? Yeah, so slow that if you miss, you can run it down and catch it before it hits an innocent bystander.

    This guy is the Dave Chappelle of the pro-gun crowd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    "Can carrying a .40 make me bi?"
    Yes, the "best of both worlds" part was pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I'm going with: "A .45 kills your soul." What could be scarier than that? A .45 is slow? Yeah, so slow that if you miss, you can run it down and catch it before it hits an innocent bystander.

    This guy is the Dave Chappelle of the pro-gun crowd.
    I'm a .45 guy and even I think velocities in the 850 ft/sec range are slow compared to the 1,200- 1,300 ft/sec that 9mm seem to average.
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    Whew. Glad I got rid of that 40 Shield and went back to 45's. I didn't know.
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    Maybe you converted calibers before they converted you......lmao

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    That is just good stuff there

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    I knew there had to be a reason I got rid of all my .40's. Unfortunately I sold them to guys I work with. Guess I better watch my back!
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    That shiney little rock that David used to kill Goliath, was actually a 45 round that fell out of Moses's pocket
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    That was good!

    remember.... 9mm only kills your body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blitzburgh View Post
    That shiney little rock that David used to kill Goliath, was actually a 45 round that fell out of Moses's pocket
    That's too funny!!
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