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Ammo

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    Ammo

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of 9 mm ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"
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    Don't believe that one for a second.
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    You had me goin until the several cases part. Good one!!!

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    Yeah...several cases my foot!!
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    Sooooooooo....what kind of ammo did she have??
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