FBI Recruitment

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    FBI Recruitment

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
    interviews and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and
    a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
    metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
    your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
    you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said,
    "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said,
    Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."


    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
    went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
    with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife. The agent
    said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."


    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
    instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
    room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,
    crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
    door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from
    her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him
    to death with the chair."


    MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

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    Makes me laugh everytime i read this and also make sure my gun isnt loaded with blanks when old lady is in one of them moods ...

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    I've heard a similar version, replacing the other candidates with Army, Navy and Air Force folks and the killer with a US Marine.

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    That's hilarious!
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