Nerf war....

Nerf war....

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    Nerf war....

    Ok, the kids and I just had an all out nerf war in the house. Little man was left crying, because baby girl put the smack down on him after he put a well placed fore head shot on her....Just so everyone knows no animals were hurt, the wife went crazy because of the mess and I am sitting here LMAO at the whole situation...
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

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    Heh, nice. Tell him you'll get him one of those double-barreled nerf guns, so next time he can fire two warning shots at the ceiling before she gets too close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxwell97 View Post
    Heh, nice. Tell him you'll get him one of those double-barreled nerf guns, so next time he can fire two warning shots at the ceiling before she gets too close.
    That is before they get banned from selling them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxwell97 View Post
    Heh, nice. Tell him you'll get him one of those double-barreled nerf guns, so next time he can fire two warning shots at the ceiling before she gets too close.
    He had his 6 shooter, the first hit the mark. The next 5 missed thats when she got him..
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

    And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, So that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
    And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,

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    I am with you HB, My son and I were sighting in his (nerf, obviously) sniper rifle on the kitchen table, using the fridge and his artwork from school as targets before mom put the kaybausch on that! I do believe that my next gun will be a nerf gun and a few hundred rounds of ammo as both my boys are packing but I will be screwed when they figure out I am unarmed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon10125 View Post
    I am with you HB, My son and I were sighting in his (nerf, obviously) sniper rifle on the kitchen table, using the fridge and his artwork from school as targets before mom put the kaybausch on that! I do believe that my next gun will be a nerf gun and a few hundred rounds of ammo as both my boys are packing but I will be screwed when they figure out I am unarmed!
    A pair of safety glasses and let the carnage begin...The wife got shot in the cross fire, should of seen her face LOL....Not bad force on force training for a sunday afternoon....
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

    And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, So that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
    And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,

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    Ahhhh...fond memories of Nerf Wars. Maybe you can get a Reality show out of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Ahhhh...fond memories of Nerf Wars. Maybe you can get a Reality show out of it.
    Top shot: Nerf all stars....
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

    And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, So that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
    And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,

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    Get this for some revenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harryball View Post
    A pair of safety glasses and let the carnage begin...The wife got shot in the cross fire, should of seen her face LOL....Not bad force on force training for a sunday afternoon....
    Good call, didnt even think about that. Some of them do have a little zip on em!
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    I just hope this doesn't rekindle the whole Nerf Caliber Wars again. You know, suction cup versus non-suction cup tips.
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    Nerf guns and water guns...the best way to bond with your kids! Wish mine were small again! (Lot safer than BB gun wars!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    I just hope this doesn't rekindle the whole Nerf Caliber Wars again. You know, suction cup versus non-suction cup tips.
    The suction cup tips make some cool noises when hitting the fore head ..Its great, the non can hurt, but its part of the game. We were using both....For the record I like the non...
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

    And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, So that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
    And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,

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    The last great Nerf war we had recently I got in trouble! :( It was outside at least, but I'd been hiding behind the car, once I ran out from behind it I climbed on the hood of the full size van then over the windshield and laid down on the roof, trying to shoot the kiddies down from above. My husband wasn't even a little bit amused...

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    Sounds like a great time!
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