Screaming Yellow Zonkers!!!!!!

Screaming Yellow Zonkers!!!!!!

This is a discussion on Screaming Yellow Zonkers!!!!!! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I just wanted to start a thread with that name. It is the OT forum after all. Happy father's day all. Anyone have anything else ...

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    Screaming Yellow Zonkers!!!!!!

    I just wanted to start a thread with that name. It is the OT forum after all.

    Happy father's day all.

    Anyone have anything else odd or funny to say?
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.


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    I am fresh out of witty witticisms to come hence forth with.

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    I love Zonkers.
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    I've always liked 'great googely moogely'. Still manage to work it in from time to time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadsnugun View Post
    I've always liked 'great googely moogely'. Still manage to work it in from time to time.
    Nice job, but who are the Chefs?
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    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Nice job, but who are the Chefs?
    I think a lot of folks were asking that last year!
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    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    We could also have an honourable mention of the "Blue Meanies." Yes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    I just wanted to start a thread with that name. It is the OT forum after all.

    Happy father's day all.

    Anyone have anything else odd or funny to say?
    There ya go Timmy! Is your bucket list complete?

    Happy Father's Day to you!
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    Not sure if I have any snappy comebacks for any of this. But happy fathers day to all the fathers and have a safe and great day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    I just wanted to start a thread with that name. It is the OT forum after all...
    Screaming Yellow Zonkers were a cheap knockoff of Poppycock!

    ...and "great googely moogely" dates back to Don't Eat the Yellow Snow! (Who remembers that?)
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    Club baby seals for transgender whales.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PEF View Post
    Club baby seals for transgender whales.
    Transgender whales???

    I don't remember that part!
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