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    So i hear on the news this morning Sesame Street will now introduce a new character that his Father is is jail...... Really .
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    Elmo has kids?
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    Quote Originally Posted by welder516 View Post
    So i hear on the news this morning Sesame Street will now introduce a new character that his Father is is jail...... Really .
    I heard that the other day. It would be laughable if it wasn't such a condemnation on where our society has gone.

    I wonder if the character's Mom is a crackhead, just to keep it "real".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoplyte View Post
    Elmo has kids?


    You haven't been keeping up with Elmo, have you?

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    I think Elmo is a Baby Daddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    I heard that the other day. It would be laughable if it wasn't such a condemnation on where our society has gone.

    I wonder if the character's Mom is a crackhead, just to keep it "real".
    Actually shes a crackhead street walker. Who says TV doesn't try to emulate the real NYC.
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    Let me guess the character has 5 siblings all with different dads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoveman View Post
    You haven't been keeping up with Elmo, have you?
    I didn't know puppets could have kids?

    In fact I wasn't aware puppets were sexually active?
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    The character is not a regular and will not be aired on TV.
    The sensitive subject is being featured in an online teaching kit called, “Little Children, Big Challenges.”
    The clips featuring Alex aren’t actually being aired on television, and he isn’t being introduced as a regular character on the show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suntzu View Post
    The character is not a regular and will not be aired on TV.
    Good to hear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NONAME762 View Post
    I didn't know puppets could have kids?

    In fact I wasn't aware puppets were sexually active?
    Yes , Noname they also can pass the Bird Flu around too
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    Family Guy is one of my guilty pleasures. I love that show. God help me I know I shouldn't, but I do.
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    While babysitting the grandkids I was condemned to watch Disney channel for hours on end. I was appalled at the characters in the various programs and what a poor example they set for the kids. You should sit down and watch it for a while. It will be eye opening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NONAME762 View Post
    I didn't know puppets could have kids?

    In fact I wasn't aware puppets were sexually active?

    I don't keep up with puppets' sex lives, but the guy who is the voice of Elmo is quite the, um, boy shagger.

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