This is a discussion on Almost went to hell yesterday..... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; So the wife and I were exiting the liquor store, I had my 30 pack, and she had her wine. As soon as we got ...
So the wife and I were exiting the liquor store, I had my 30 pack, and she had her wine.
As soon as we got outside, our priest from our church was getting out of his car he was wearing
his black robe and collar; I told the wife, "we're going to hell honey", father said, "hello Patrick", I said "hello Father"
as he was looking at our liquor purchase. I ASSUMED he was going into the subway or maybe
the grocery store.....as I was loading up my trunk, I watched as he went straight into the
liquor store!!! The wife said, "maybe he's just getting a soda?" We sat there and he came out carrying a case
of Budweiser..... we laughed our butts off!!
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
"...there is no arguing with such snivelling puppies, who allow superiors to kick them about deck at pleasure."
– Captain Bellamy
"Preparation and mindset are everything. Allowing one's mouth to write checks that one's butt is unable or unwilling to cash is foolish."
You know Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding!
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain
Whatever gave you the idea people "of the cloth" didn't drink? My only observation was he didn't have good taste in beer.
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
We had a Chaplin accompany us on a westbound mission once, everyone on the crew felt a bit intimidated until we got to Clark AB and we ran into him in one of the bars. We were a bit surprised but his first comment was “Well I don’t sit in my room reading the bible all the time” come to find out after we relaxed a bit he was quite enjoyable to travel with.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Do you really care what the preacher/pastor/priest/rabbi thinks?
"Life is tough but it's really tough if you are stupid"
Somehow, I worked in a rectory for a short time in high school. They were all VERY heavy drinkers. What else is there to do, really? At least it kept them off their feet and out of trouble.
Don't tread on me or mine.
I am comfortable laying on a rock in the sun; bothering no one. If you choose to ignore the above statement, you will wish all you had to do, is deal with a snake.
A priest walks into a liquor store...
”One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them.”
"Carry your gun - it's a lighter burden than regret."