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    Police respond to Domestic Bio-Attack

    Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas

    Maybe we should all light a candle for the victim!


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    Hard-boiled or pickled eggs and beer can be lethal.
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    Nobody was charged in the case although this is a very sobering reminder of the daily dangers our men and women in blue face every day.
    Over spray???
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    Hard-boiled or pickled eggs and beer can be lethal.
    Make that pickled eggs and multiple schooners of Bud and you've got highly noxious and potentially flamable methane gas inbound. Good time to be somewhere else.
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    In that case, my dog is an Army of One.
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    Reminds me of the old adage about ones kids being akin to farts "Don't mind your own, but can't stand other peoples'"
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    Chili cheese omelet the fifth horseman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdave View Post
    Chili cheese omelet the fifth horseman.
    No wonder they ride PALE horses!
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    What ever happened to that guy that was charged with assualt for farting on the cop while being detained? He was charged with assault, I thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanDglassman View Post
    What ever happened to that guy that was charged with assualt for farting on the cop while being detained? He was charged with assault, I thought.
    Haha...you made a pun.
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    Now the guy could have got Life if is was Judged to be "Damn Mean!" "Damn Mean is when the perp Breaks Wind and pulls the covers over the other's head!


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    Quote Originally Posted by onacoma View Post
    Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas

    Maybe we should all light a candle for the victim!
    No No No!!! Remember, no open flames near a gas leak.

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    Lmao..Had i been the one to respond,they would have been mad with me.I couldn't have kept a straight face,provided,the only violence was some flatulence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanDglassman View Post
    What ever happened to that guy that was charged with assualt for farting on the cop while being detained? He was charged with assault, I thought.
    That story stinks!
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