10 reasons men prefer guns over women

10 reasons men prefer guns over women

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    10 reasons men prefer guns over women

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    And the Number One reason why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
    I carry a gun because a policeman is to heavy.
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    Funny , But it would be funnier if one or several of the ladies here would do a top ten list ( women prefer guns over men )
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    JL? You've been challenged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by welder516 View Post
    Funny , But it would be funnier if one or several of the ladies here would do a top ten list ( women prefer guns over men )
    Wow, I can think of a few and I'm a guy, imagine what JL will do.

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    Good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldpsufan View Post
    Wow, I can think of a few and I'm a guy, imagine what JL will do.
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    Because some men can't seem to keep their gun in its holster.
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    10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

    1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

    2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

    3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

    4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

    5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

    6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

    7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

    8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

    9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

    10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

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    Both funny.

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    What's wrong with taking a nap?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OutWestSystems View Post
    10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

    1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

    2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

    3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

    4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

    5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

    6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

    7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

    8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

    9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

    10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.
    I carry a gun because a policeman is to heavy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OutWestSystems View Post
    10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

    1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

    2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

    3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

    4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

    5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

    6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

    7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

    8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

    9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

    10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

    Thank you for doing my work for me OWS!

    BTW, I'm not worried guys. Call me when you find a gun able to give birth to your first son and I'll reconsider.
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    Both lists were extremely clever! Thanks for me laugh.


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