She ask to swim Nude in his pool - Bad Idea!

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    She ask to swim Nude in his pool - Bad Idea!

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    Since they lived nearby, were they assuming that the homeowner would be too embarassed to file a report?

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    Link is no good without pictures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldpsufan View Post
    Link is no good without pictures.
    Maybe yes, maybe no-it depends...
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    Like the comic says,if you see one you want to see them all.

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    She's welcome to swim naked in my "pool" as long as she doesn't mind the alligators.
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    I wished I owned a Pool....
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harryball View Post
    I wished I owned a Pool....
    You would get your Pistol wet!


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    Give that 54 yr old homeowner the Goober Award.
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    One wonders why/how they chose this guy as their mark?
    Was it because they knew him to be single? A pool owner? A peeper? Or what??
    It certainly wasn't an accident that this couple chose this guy.
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    Naked women - they get us all, eventually.
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    "Yet this government never of itself furthered any enterprise, but by the alacrity with which it got out of the way... The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way."

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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    Maybe yes, maybe no-it depends...
    Ya thats a BIG IF!!!!!! LOL

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    One time a friend from TN. explained the difference between naked and nekid to me. I said what's the difference? He explained it the following way" If you're naked you're in the shower, at the doctor's office for a check-up, etc. If you're nekid, you're up to no good" So I would say she was nekid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldpsufan View Post
    Link is no good without pictures.
    Pointless!

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