I pulled in the driveway this morning to find my two sons and two other boys that my wife babysits all standing on top of our chicken coop having a peeing contest.
Not an adult style peeing contest mind you. I mean a real live peeing contest to see who can whiz the farthest. I was told later that my oldest out whizzed the rest of the pack. Good job son....err....OK, maybe not.
Also we seem to have settled on a name.....Patient Acres. Our road sign will have an Icthus symbol in the middle.