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    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked
    his father when they could discuss his use of the car.

    His father said he'd make a deal with his son: "You bring your
    grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get
    your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

    The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for
    the offer, and they agreed on it.

    After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your
    grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your
    Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

    The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and
    I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long
    hair, Moses had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, and
    there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

    His Dad replied: "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere?"
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    Dad should buy him a donkey to ride.
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    Or a camel. good joke but seeing kids today, maby they should all walk a little more.
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