China deploys elite gaggle of geese police

China deploys elite gaggle of geese police

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    China deploys elite gaggle of geese police

    “Among all poultry, geese [are known] for being extremely vigilant and having excellent hearing,”
    Geese are like
    “a radar that does not need power”
    “Geese are very brave. They spread their wings and will attack any strangers entering [someone’s] home,”
    I had no idea. I might have to rethink my home defense.

    From The Telegraph


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    They poop like dogs too (except more frequently).

    ... and they aren't bullet-proof. Or at least that's what I've heard...
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    Whatever it takes I guess.

    This part might shed light on an even more effective way to fight crime...have the duty officer stay awake. LOL



    "After drugging two police dogs and climbing over the wall, the man was about to make his getaway when he came face-to-face with some 20 feathered “gatekeepers.”

    “The geese fanned their wings and began shrieking when they saw the stranger. The duty officer woke up and the thief was caught red handed.”
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    Geese are quite loud and basically extremely obnoxious.
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    “Geese are very brave. They spread their wings and will attack any strangers entering [someone’s] home” ...
    They attack nearly anything that moves, anything that surprises them, anything that looks like it can be bullied or badgered. Crummy disposition. With beaks at just the right height to take out the navel or nearby gear if they choose.

    "Brave" they may be, but I was thinking of another word entirely.

    Things that make you go "Hmmmm": I wonder what training the "gaggle" did to get classified as "elite"? Bigger piles? Faster take-downs? Crummier disposition?
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