I think I might kill my dog...

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    I think I might kill my dog...

    My Jack Russell just knocked over a HUGE 150 ou. container of liquid Tide.

    I heard a noise - and was wondering where it came from - and then Molly came walking up the stairs with blue feet!

    I'm thinking: WTH!

    The whole floor is covered in Tide.

    I've gone through 2 rolls of paper towels.

    And I can't use anything wet because it just makes a BIGGER freaking mess.

    I am so mad right now I could just spit.
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    Sorry to hear that. I'll refrain from further comment until the dog is out of danger.
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    Don't kill the dog. Only a Tide Offense.

    Maybe you could spread your clothes all over the floor and save money on water, washing machines etc.by training Molly to do her tide bit on cue.

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    That stuff is so expensive here they steal it from stores and sell it on the black market . Like detective said put your dirty towels and clothes to wipe it up then wash them real quick .
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    Might I ask who left the lid off of the Tide?????

    I bet Molly gets blamed when Gas is passed also.


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    Chin up, You can always fill the house with water, Shake Well, And have the worlds biggest wash machine. k ?

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    [QUOTE=manolito;2850162]Might I ask who left the lid off of the Tide?????

    The million dollar question????

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    Move to Alabama. I hear Tide is all over the place there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Move to Alabama. I hear Tide is all over the place there.
    Yeah, but it doesn't clean your clothes. It turns them an ugly burgundy color.
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    Wellll - I had the lid on, but it wasn't on tight.

    So here's how I think it went down. She must have jumped up on the clothes hamper because I had towels stacked on top of it, and they were on the floor. And then she jumped up on top of the dryer, and proceeded to knock over the big azz bottle of Tide. When it fell, the lid came off.

    I have no idea what possessed her to jump up there in the first place.

    Something is seriously wrong with that dog.

    I knew I was going to have a bad day when I took Molly's pill by mistake this morning when I woke up. The minute it went down my throat, I knew I screwed up.

    Fortunately, it wasn't de-wormer. It was Clemastine, which is an anahistamine.

    These dogs are driving me crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patti View Post
    Wellll - I had the lid on, but it wasn't on tight.

    So here's how I think it went down. She must have jumped up on the clothes hamper because I had towels stacked on top of it, and they were on the floor. And then she jumped up on top of the dryer, and proceeded to knock over the big azz bottle of Tide. When it fell, the lid came off.

    I have no idea what possessed her to jump up there in the first place.

    Something is seriously wrong with that dog.

    I knew I was going to have a bad day when I took Molly's pill by mistake this morning when I woke up. The minute it went down my throat, I knew I screwed up.

    Fortunately, it wasn't de-wormer. It was Clemastine, which is an anahistamine.

    These dogs are driving me crazy.
    LOL, I made the same mistake once but it was phenabarbitol for my dog with seizures. I was still half asleep and the two bottles were next to each other in the cabinet.. not much got done that day.
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    "I knew I was going to have a bad day when I took Molly's pill by mistake this morning when I woke up. The minute it went down my throat, I knew I screwed up."

    There's your answer... she saw you taking her medicine so she wanted to wear your clothes. Seems reasonable and makes sense to me.
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    The stories I have heard about the things those Jack Russells get into....brother you ain't seen nothing yet...!

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    kitty litter and shop vac
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    Oh, bad dog...bad, bad dog.

    I do like the idea of using some dirty clothes to clean it up and then doing a wash. Very creative.

    Give that guy a treat.
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