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Pay off my house, fix a few things and probably go on a few extra hunting trips each year. Most of it though I'd put in a conservative investment vehicle and use the 25 or 30K of annual interest augment my normal pay.
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I'd load up my good stuff. Sell the rest. Give away/donate what I couldn't sell. There's a couple good charities in my AO I'd donate to.
Rent an excavator and raze my house. Sell my lot to a developer. Pay off the mortgage for my Sister's place.
Drive around Idaho and Montana until I found the perfect land and buy it. Twenty to eighty acres. Pay for everything with cash.
Some top notch arms. Something exotic in 12G. Two servicible Broom Handle Mausers with wood stocks in 9mm and M1 Carbine. A 1911 or 2 would find it's way to me. Optics for everything. Plus spares.
After I found suitable land I'd buy a 5YD dump truck, trailer and Case 580L. Develop my new place as off grid and secure.
I'd buy myself a new fun truck. A 4x4 Diesel Unimog would fit the bill quite nicely. A [I] Rokon 2 wheel drive off road bike. This machine is a Ural motorcycle on STEROIDS!!! You can get a sidecar with a drive axle, it floats, the hubs carry extra gas.
I would entertain the notion of taking a wife as long as she can cook.
Last edited by NONAME762; August 8th, 2013 at 08:54 PM.
I'd tell the boss he can kiss me where the sun don't shine ................Oh wait i'm the boss i did not think that thru.
Build an off the grid home in the middle of nowhere (with a shooting range of course) - and drop out of society - just like a real hippie.
"I have plenty of liberal and conservative friends. I take them as the individuals they are." - Chris Hernandez
Hmmmm. After rendering to Caesar the probable mandatory 75%, some of what I'd have left over would be carefully invested.
Definitely my Church will get a sizeable hunk. Pay off the ol' mortgage.
I want to record songs that I wrote....heck, I'll just build a recording studio.
Then, as my wife calls me her "World Famous Drummer" I'm on a World Tour with my musician friends.
I might go play some of the most expensive golf courses, with some buddies of course. Why? Because I could. If they don't want me to play there, I'll just "buy" the course for the day.
Stock up on ammo....get ALL the firearms that I have ever wanted.....
I'm running out of space for all the stuff I want.
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
Try to figure out to keep the relatives from finding me.
I'd get even more prepared.
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Well I talked with my financial planner and he said by bullets and canned goods.
I'D MAKE IT RAIN
can't understand why they force you to have a press conference when you win so all the scumbags can start bugging you and you're forced underground you would think they'd want to protect your privacy with all that money you just came into
I would leave the state of Maryland , after donating some money to adults with disabilites . Then travel to look for a new home out west not sure where but we would have fun looking .
Go to vegas, put it all on boxcars at the craps table and roll it!!!
-PEF, Refugee from the Island of Misfit Toys