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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
-- Steven Wright
1950 Colt .38 Police Positive Special
2013 SCCY 9mm CPX-2 Stainless Steel
US Army 1973-1977, 95B
Hank Hill would turn over in his grave if he was dead. And you know, real.
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
I love Tiberius/Maggie.
Lol, great idea. I have enough to cut that I can justify a riding mower and find it to be relaxing.
"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God." - Benjamin Franklin
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." - C.S. Lewis
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Somebody needs to notify NoName.
Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. — Winston Churchill
Just needs one more thing, an electric starter.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Neat, Dogs, cats, kids Beware .
My wife and I made kids.
PROS: More fun making kids, beats pounding a stick in the ground.
CONS: It takes awhile before they are ready, and they are a lot more expensive than a stick and nylon rope.
-PEF, a Framer with a Steelie...
1. All guns are always loaded.
2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
4. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.
That Pole needs to be thicker because every revolution the mower only moves in about six inches.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
― Edward R. Murrow