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“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”
-- Steven Wright
1950 Colt .38 Police Positive Special
2013 SCCY 9mm CPX-2 Stainless Steel
US Army 1973-1977, 95B
Hank Hill would turn over in his grave if he was dead. And you know, real.
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Lol, great idea. I have enough to cut that I can justify a riding mower and find it to be relaxing.
"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God." - Benjamin Franklin
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." - C.S. Lewis
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain
Somebody needs to notify NoName.
"I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."
Just needs one more thing, an electric starter.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Neat, Dogs, cats, kids Beware .
My wife and I made kids.
PROS: More fun making kids, beats pounding a stick in the ground.
CONS: It takes awhile before they are ready, and they are a lot more expensive than a stick and nylon rope.
-PEF, Refugee from the Island of Misfit Toys
That Pole needs to be thicker because every revolution the mower only moves in about six inches.