For those of you who still have yard work to do this weekend.

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    For those of you who still have yard work to do this weekend.

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    Brilliant.
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    Hank Hill would turn over in his grave if he was dead. And you know, real.
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    Lol, great idea. I have enough to cut that I can justify a riding mower and find it to be relaxing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    Hank Hill would turn over in his grave if he was dead. And you know, real.
    Wait a minute...he's not real?
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    Somebody needs to notify NoName.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patti View Post
    Somebody needs to notify NoName.
    Oh, see I disagree.
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    Just needs one more thing, an electric starter.
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    Neat, Dogs, cats, kids Beware .

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    My wife and I made kids.

    PROS: More fun making kids, beats pounding a stick in the ground.

    CONS: It takes awhile before they are ready, and they are a lot more expensive than a stick and nylon rope.
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    Need to add remote start!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PEF View Post
    beats pounding a stick in the ground.
    Gee, never heard that euphemism before.
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    That Pole needs to be thicker because every revolution the mower only moves in about six inches.
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