My Wife Can Never Criticize My Firearm Purchases Again!

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    My Wife Can Never Criticize My Firearm Purchases Again!

    So she goes to the local alpaca farm to buy a new sweater and ends up buying this:
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

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    the sleeves look a little long....

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    And it's one of those scary, black assault alpacas!
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    She can make lots of sweaters now...
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    Buy a woman a sweater and she wears it for one season.
    Buy a woman an Alpaca and she can knit her own sweaters for life.

    BTW, I'm extremely jealous of your wife, I wish I could have an Alpaca.
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    Don't let her go shopping for air fresheners for her car.
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    Funny looking+kinda ugly. Does the farm co-op even sell Alpaca food?

    You gonna train it as a Guard Dog?
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    Because alpacas are herd animals,they do not do well alone. Therefore we are boarding it at the farm with its alpaca friends. Cute little spud, I need to look for tactical alpaca gear...
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    If you think that is going to stop your wife criticizing your firearm purchases, you be fooling yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Buy a woman a sweater and she wears it for one season.
    Buy a woman an Alpaca and she can knit her own sweaters for life.

    BTW, I'm extremely jealous of your wife, I wish I could have an Alpaca.
    An alpaca in every yard!

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    On the plus side I do have plenty of alpaca manure for the Hosta gardens. Doesn't have any odor which is also a good thing and it also keeps the deer out of the plants.
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    I understand they're pretty good smothered in BBQ sauce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    An alpaca in every yard!

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    You got my vote. Who says blatent political pandering doesn't work!

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    I understand they're pretty good smothered in BBQ sauce.
    Archer! How could you even think that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by archer51 View Post
    I understand they're pretty good smothered in BBQ sauce.
    That would be some expensive BBQ

    But really, who could eat anything with this cute a face?

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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    I hear they are very mean and will spit on you. I don't know from firsthand experience, though.
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