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    Two men were seated at a table, sharing it for lack of available tables. Neither knew the other.

    "Could I buy you a cup of coffee?" asked the first.
    "No, thanks. Tried it once, did't like it," replied the sourpuss.

    "Buy you a beer, then?" asked the kind soul.
    "No, thanks. Tried it once, didn't like it," replied SP.

    "Maybe buy you a drink at the bar?" continue KS.
    "Nope. Tried drinking once, didn't like it," replied SP.

    "Cigarette?" offered KS.
    "Nope, don't smoke. Tried it once, didn't like it," replied SP

    "Married?" asked KS.
    "Yep. Forty one years, now," replied SP.




    "Just one child, I presume," continued KS. . .





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    He must be married to my first wife, Debbie-that-horrible-woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8upguy View Post
    He must be married to my first wife, Debbie-that-horrible-woman.
    I have a first ex wife named Debbie. She married a guy named Fields. She is now Debbie Fields. And NO, she can't bake a cookie.
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    My first (ex) wife was named Gerri, my name is Tom. We fought like cat and mouse, it was a cartoon made in **** that lasted 14 years.
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    I don't get the OP's post at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NONAME762 View Post
    I don't get the OP's post at all.
    One child. He "tried" the process once, didn't like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lionround View Post
    I have a first ex wife named Debbie. She married a guy named Fields. She is now Debbie Fields. And NO, she can't bake a cookie.
    That's okay my Debbie, "that horrible horrible woman", thought getting dinner ready was making reservations for 6:30.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    One child. He "tried" the process once, didn't like it.
    I think he was just trying to be funny, at least I hope he was.

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