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    Senior tax return

    I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
    I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
    I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
    42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
    2 million people in over 243 prisons;
    Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
    1 useless President.
    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
    I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
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    I hope this really happened.
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    "I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS? "

    A bunch of military retirees?
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
    I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
    I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
    42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
    2 million people in over 243 prisons;
    Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
    1 useless President.
    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
    I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

    You missed the 2 million people on SS Disability suffering from "back pain" while still being able to work construction or walk around town 12 hours a day doing nothing.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    How about the folks who say I did drugs now I hear voices. Oh and instead of doing the paperwork myself let's have a social worker do it for me.

    Sad part is I've seen this go down again and again.

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    All of the cabinet secretaries.

    time to file an amended return.

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    What's the last count on how many Czars we have? Last time I paid attention it was around 37.

    Don't forget to add that dead wood to your return too.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    You missed Medicare and (I think to a smaller extent) Medicade.
    Our current plan for Universal Iron Lung coverage, just sayin'.
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    Good thing the March of Dimes worked. How, why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckQue View Post
    You missed Medicare and (I think to a smaller extent) Medicade.

    Medicare doesn't count because the people who are taking out are also the ones who put in...so technically aren't "dependents".
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Medicare doesn't count because the people who are taking out are also the ones who put in...so technically aren't "dependents".
    Firstly, I don't think Medicare is properly balanced when it comes to the taxes and the expenditures, but that's an aside. Secondly, with the way the system works, it's the modern taxpayer who pays for the modern Medicare recipient.
    Feeling entitled to claim Medicare because you've "payed in" is analogous to thinking you're allowed to haze freshmen because you were hazed when you were a freshman, that you've "paid your dues". The dependent you're supporting is not the cohort being forced to support you. It's an entitlement that people feel entitled to, but the system forces your kids to pay taxes just because you* paid taxes.

    *not "you" obviously
    Our current plan for Universal Iron Lung coverage, just sayin'.
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