The Lie-Clock

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    The Lie-Clock

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
    "What are all those clocks?"
    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
    "Oh" said the man, "whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
    "Incredible" said the man.
    "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life".
    "Where's Obama's clock?"
    "His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan"
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    Is it really a lie if you are dumb enough to believe it as you tell it? HAHAHA Great joke!
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
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    I wouldn't imagine Heaven being a place where one would need a ceiling fan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    I wouldn't imagine Heaven being a place where one would need a ceiling fan?
    You're thinking too hard Brad, stop it.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 357and40 View Post
    Is it really a lie if you are dumb enough to believe it as you tell it? HAHAHA Great joke!

    Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    I wouldn't imagine Heaven being a place where one would need a ceiling fan?
    D'oh!
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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