National Alpaca Farm Days

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    National Alpaca Farm Days

    This weekend, take the family to a local farm if they are participating. My wife volunteered us to help at our local farm. I am running the five and under coloring contest-that should be interesting given my complete lack of patience...
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    Ha! 5 and under? I couldn't deal with that kind of stress.

    Kids are like farts, don't mind your own, but can't stand others'
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    I would rather teach the Alpaca's to color
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon10125 View Post
    Ha! 5 and under? I couldn't deal with that kind of stress.

    Kids are like farts, don't mind your own, but can't stand others'
    What makes you think I can stand my own?
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    Quote Originally Posted by welder516 View Post
    I would rather teach the Alpaca's to color
    I think Alpaca's are color blind. But then again so am I, so it might work. Nah, never mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    What makes you think I can stand my own?
    I think yours would inspire your colleagues to forgo the walkers and remember how to run!
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    What do kids and alpaca's have in common ? They both spit.

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