Funny/Ironic Church Signs & Bulletin Bloopers

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    Funny/Ironic Church Signs & Bulletin Bloopers

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    Be sure to also read the 'Bulletin Bloopers' below the pics at the below link.

    For example "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

    "The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church."


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    Very nice. Needed a good chuckle!

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    One of my all time favorites was in the Base Bulletin when I was stationed at Altus AFB.

    All pubic appearances must be coordinated with the Public Affairs office.
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    Very funny! I love these two:

    Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.

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    Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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    Sign on a church near me: "Sign Broken - Please Come Inside To Hear Message."

    Another one recently: "The Answers You Will Find Here Cannot Be Googled."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckQue View Post

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I needed this thread so much today...
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