This Little Elf Has A Big Gun 4 U For X~Mas

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    Looks like she's got more than "one" to me
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    Santa is such a lucky guy

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    Her name is Santa Smith

    (There's a 'Claus' in her contract about big guns!).
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    oh....you are killing me...

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    Oh wow...

    You know EXACTLY what I want for Christmas. A hot girl toting a 500 S&W magnum.

    btw, who is she? if she's a representation of the female members of CombatCarry, I think I'll be on this site a little more often.

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    ............ And then they tell you size doesn't matter!
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    I don't even see a gun in that picture.

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    Hmm somehow "I'd like to stuff her stockings" just comes to mind..

    With ammo you know, rounds for that cannon can't be cheap and would make a good gift :P

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    Who is it that wants a gun when empty, Can be used as a big club??
    You just need to ask the right Santa.

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    can you just send me the elf and you keep the gun? sj

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