Shocking! Attention Male Baby Boomers!!

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    Shocking! Attention Male Baby Boomers!!

    Most shockingly, it has just come to my attention that, "Skosh", "Comfort", and "Relaxed", are designer code words to fool male baby boomers into thinking that they really don't need size 40 pants yet.
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    I blame the laundry for shrinking my pants.
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    I blame my years of over eating all the wrong kinds of food and my lack of physical exertion for my slim and trim 42" waist line.

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    I have been both bigger and smaller than my current 34". The last time it was smaller was when I was in the Marines. The biggest was 48".

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    If i knew i would have lived this long i would have taken better care of myself

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    Due to age being defeated by "Mean Mr. Gravity", certain body parts AKA: "Figs", "Boys", "Family Jewels", etc., require a looser fitting garment. Fine with me. At my age, I ain't trying to impress the ladies and "things" do feel much better
    A wise man once said: "Bugout bag?..What's that? Is that all the junk you sidewalk commandos plan on humping when the SHTF...I'll grab a Nylon 66, a box of 22s and a poncho liner and in less than a week I will have all of your stuff and everything else that I need for the duration."

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    I am size 34 but the 36s feel so good I buy 38s.
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    I have Dunlap disease. My belly done lapped over my belt.

    They also call it table muscle. It's the only muscle you get sitting at the table.

    In Texas, they call it Furniture Disease. Your chest has dropped into your drawers.

    I have to believe that since jumping to conclusions is about the only exercise I get, I am not likely to lose any weight in the near future.
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    I remember as a kid my Mom would buy me Husky pants . And it went downhill from there
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    Your not fat, your husky.....
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