Setting stink bombs off on plane

Setting stink bombs off on plane

This is a discussion on Setting stink bombs off on plane within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; This lady was setting her own stink bombs off: Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing POSTED: 1:47 p.m. EST, December 6, 2006 • Woman lights ...

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    Talking Setting stink bombs off on plane

    This lady was setting her own stink bombs off:

    Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing
    POSTED: 1:47 p.m. EST, December 6, 2006
    • Woman lights match on plane after passing gas
    • Smell of burning sulfur from matches leads to emergency landing
    • FBI questions passenger, who was not charged in the incident

    NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) --
    It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas.

    Not while on a plane.

    An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

    The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.
    All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

    The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

    "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

    The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
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    I just had to make this story part of the forum permanent archive collection of moronic acts by dumb people.
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    Hmm. Which would that be- a chemical or biological attack?

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    w o w . . .
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    Weapon classification?

    Would you say her weapon was gas-operated or blowback?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonOfMallNinja View Post
    Hmm. Which would that be- a chemical or biological attack?
    Biological.

    Biological weapons are either pathogens (living organisms) or toxins (the byproducts of organisms).
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    Wink

    She should have let every one enjoy the Pewwww!!

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    Gee...A few Beano Pills could have prevented an Emergency Landing and an interrogation by the FBI.
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    That story sure has an "air" of mystery about it.
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    They should have just let her "slip by".
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    crop dusting at a whole new level

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    OK, I'll follow with a different lowly pun

    That story just doesn't pass the sniff test to me.

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    Yea something does smell. My "crap detector" is going off.
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    if anyone asked, she should have motioned over to the person sitting next to her.

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