Single guys, beware...

Single guys, beware...

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    Single guys, beware...

    Not all home invaders are men.

    That doesn't necessarily mean they're cute girls either... But they might be, if you got beer goggles on.

    And, who knows, you might like the idea of gettin' tied up...

    Didn't work out so well for the victims of this home invasion, but at least they caught the, ahem, ladies...

    Story: Two Women Arrested In Connection With OKC Home Invasion - NewsOn6.com



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    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose


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    {A}RMS discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property...Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them
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    Those chicks are FUGLY.
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    Thelma and Louise?
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    It's Not Just Happening At Home

    A "heads up" for you all who may be regular Home Depot
    customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam
    while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned
    out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
    happen to you.
    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls
    come over to your car
    as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They
    both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
    stuff practically falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
    not to
    look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
    "No" and instead ask
    you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and
    they get in the back seat. On the way, they start getting intimate with each
    other.
    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts getting
    intimate with you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice
    on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 28th, three times just yesterday, and very
    likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more
    wallets. They go on sale at the dollar store tomorrow.

    Again - beware!!
    Know Guns, Know Safety, Know Peace.
    No Guns, No Safety, No Peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patti View Post
    Thelma and Louise?
    I would say more like Teddy & Louie
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    The one in the picture on the right looks like....uh....well...a pig.

    The one in the picture on the left looks like she's struggling to actually have a real thought.

    The "guys" who allowed these two an opportunity to push themselves inside definitely need to get to an eye doctor or psychologist in a hurry.

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    Wait, they forced their way in? Lets see these two men lol

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    This website has been defiled forever.

    The thread title had me expecting so much more.

    What a pair.
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    There's not enough beer in all of Milwaukee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakchas View Post
    if you got beer goggles on.
    Or a blindfold
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    It could have been worse, the two gals could have had their way with these fellows after they tied them up. From the looks of the pic's, these guys were spared the tires!
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