He's a Rocket Surgeon (Funny Story)

He's a Rocket Surgeon (Funny Story)

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    He’s a Rocket Surgeon!
    Law enforcement officers in East Baton Rouge, Louisiana intercepted a suspect with a firearm last night, and discovered this when they dropped the magazine.
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    I’d encourage all criminals to load their magazines in this manner.
    He?s a Rocket Surgeon!

    Now only if it would shoot that way, we could clean out the gene pool a bit...
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    I also suggest all criminals learn to load their magazines in this manner. It's for the greater good.
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    A rocket surgeon is what you get when you cross a rocket scientist with a brain surgeon, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1956 View Post
    A rocket surgeon is what you get when you cross a rocket scientist with a brain surgeon, right?
    Exactly.

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    This oughtta be mandatory training material for the hood.
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    What's the problem? Saves you from sore thumb when you load 'em like that...

    Sheesh! Don't you guys know nothing?

    Yeah, I got tapatalk, too. So what?
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    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    No way he had one in the pipe!

    I guess he was waiting to be all cool when he flashed his 'Gun' and tried to rack one............................. ROFLMAO

    The LEO had to be rolling around on the ground laughing (behind the Car to remain somewhat professional) at this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ANGLICO View Post
    No way he had one in the pipe!

    I guess he was waiting to be all cool when he flashed his 'Gun' and tried to rack one............................. ROFLMAO

    The LEO had to be rolling around on the ground laughing (behind the Car to remain somewhat professional) at this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Judging from his obvious intelligence, he might not have realized that he needed one in the pipe! I've seen a number of people at the range that load up their magazine, squeeze the trigger and….CLICK. Their immediate confusion is quite hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1956 View Post
    A rocket surgeon is what you get when you cross a rocket scientist with a brain surgeon, right?
    I'm one too. I make most of my money taking tumors out of missiles.
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    As well, there are millions in potential patents possible for those with a tool shed, ideas, or creative loved ones to tell.. (and gumption) It's an untapped technology.


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    My son was at Best Buy one day looking at some gizmo, and the clerk was doing his best presentation on facts and features, doing well until he said, "Even a rocket scientist can operate it."

    My son, who was an aerospace engineer on the space shuttle at the time, replied, "I am a rocket scientist."

    Sonny told me the guy about choked.
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