I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

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    I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

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    That is &$#^$ up...
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    Silent, but Deadly just got a whole new meaning....../:)
    Go with your first inclination....."laugh".

    That plan had to be....cooking, for a while. Could've gone with Premeditated.

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    Can't help myself......

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    I had to do a double-take and make sure it wasn't written by The Onion.

    Really, the guy didn't try to resuscitate her?
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    My wife has threaten to beat me to death plenty of times while riding down the road and I would cut the chesse and lock the windows and turn the heat wide open.
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    Sounds bogus to me.
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    A recipe for disaster.
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    Actually I'm pretty sure that site is similar to the onion.

    Look in the top right corner of the page. There's random little quips like "Ambiguously factual reporting from the frontlines of the office cubicle."

    And then there's the facts of the story: knowing exactly what percent methane his fart was. Did they happen to have a sensor sealed in there too? Displaced the oxygen? I thought it was airtight? At worst whatever gas was added could have diluted the oxygen, but not displaced it like stated. At the end he replies "I am truly very sorry for what I did to my wife, and living with the guilt of what I done is punishment enough. I just hope that others will learn from my mistake. I swear, I will never, ever fart in a woman's face again. At least, not in private." Not to mention 6 liters of gas...if that were possible...how would they even estimate such a thing?

    It's a joke article guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NONAME762 View Post
    Sounds bogus to me.
    Now you're just being an old fart....:)
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    That story has me fuming , we need not to add gas to this story .
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    It had better be a joke, or that's going down as the weirdest death ever.

    My dog Tanner, a 30 lb mystery mutt, breaks silent death like no other. She's a room clearer.
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    Haha, the rosonwriter is such a gas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by welder516 View Post
    That story has me fuming , we need not to add gas to this story .
    Go ahead, let it ALL out!
    Get it out of your system...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty View Post
    It had better be a joke, or that's going down as the weirdest death ever.

    My dog Tanner, a 30 lb mystery mutt, breaks silent death like no other. She's a room clearer.
    Sure....blame it on the dog. :)
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