Attacks With Samurai Sword then Shoots Himself

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    Attacks With Samurai Sword then Shoots Himself

    Direct from the "you can't make this stuff up" department.

    Apparently the Lincoln County WV Samurai wannabe decided to play slice and dice with a relative and after that he shoots himself in the chest.

    How much to you all want to bet either drugs or alcohol would also be involved?

    On a freaky note, I have a Samurai sword and had it out today at the house and was carrying my PT-709 9mm at the same time. Of course I did not do what this guy did. I was alone at home today and had the sword out just because.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    On a freaky note, I have a Samurai sword and had it out today at the house and was carrying my PT-709 9mm at the same time. Of course I did not do what this guy did. I was alone at home today and had the sword out just because.

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    Glad you added that disclaimer JoJo.


    Who shoots himself in the chest?
    answer: A samurai sword wielding West Virginian on crack...that's who!
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    Should have just fallen on his sword and saved an expensive bullet.
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    ... or seppuku.

    If not anything else, the attack on EMS charge would lead me to believe drugs and/or alcohol were involved.
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    Maybe he was attacking himself with the sword and, shot himself in self-defense. A one-shot stop......Good shooting, a crack shot!!
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    UPDATE

    Apparently the sword injured person was the maniac's brother and was trying to break up a fight between his Samurai brother and his girlfriend. I still think drug or alcohol use was present.

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    This guy sounds like such a peach. Can't wait to see him back out and about. NOT!
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